Archive - The Belville Baguette

All Hail Bagel Mode

Oct 31, 2021

I didn't eat turkey this year but I did embody the spirit of eating turkey, which is effectively the same thing.

Nov 30, 2021

the secret to the holidays

Dec 15, 2021

I have no butt and I must fart

Nov 15, 2021

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